May 2013
seblaine:
what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything
trambompoline:
*makes out with u as a friend*
i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
inu-girl asked: Cute blog! Aww :3 xxx
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
that sexual tension between two bloggers who always like/reblog each others’ posts
Hot as fuck
voiceofwind:
Would be fucked up if you went back in time and tried to stop Herbie: Fully Loaded from being made but it turns out that the release of the film affects the Iraq War in a significant way
Would be fucked up if Herbie: Fully Loaded was like the central point of all events in the universe
Of all movies
Passing out at work but hey I have purple hair. (:
I spend too much money on weed. ):
3 tags
Loosing weight to wear crop shirts with high waisted shorts.
idiotshitbaby:
call me princess or tell me i’m a good girl and you will not be able to physically remove my mouth from your mouth
m-ve:
my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities and being full of regret
“We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be...”
– Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk (via blua)
glacierism:
**wears all black in 100+ degree weather**
“Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the...”
– Chris Brogan (via runningredmatt)
April 2013
you could give me 43 years to do homework and i wouldnt do it until the night before
“All relationships are doomed. If you emotionally undress in front of someone,...”
– Howard, Fresh Meat (via themilkywhiteway)
drarna:
can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
katara:
a small family could live off of my thighs for like 10 weeks
Having the worst time being poor anymore… It’s sad. Plus i really want clothes and a car now that my old one is gone and the ability to drive to work every day without worrying about mother fucking gas.
itwouldbedark:
i speak one language fluently and that’s kawaii
*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧(◡‿◡✿)*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
vampirevvekend:
*fifty year old male health teacher voice* THE CLITORIS
rrueplumet:
“it’s just a midnight snack” i said as i prepared a full turkey dinner
“Now we can be together forever, BMO, every minute of every day. No more privacy,...”
– Bubble - Adventure time (via blancswing)
daisybrat:
i have so many things in my drafts
“The thing about me singing about Christ; I’m not saying “I love you...”
– Jeff Mangum on “King Of Carrot Flowers Pts. 2 & 3” (via m9mtkittens)
Spending the day in bed. Haven’t done this in a long time.
daisybrat asked: i love u
I do tweet a lot though. Screen name is @neonout so if you want to follow that’s cool. I’d like to follow more people as well. Just send me yours and I’ll check it out.
I should be blogging way more. Plus more personal post. This constant reblogging is probably annoying as fuck.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“tell me when,” the waiter says as he starts grating my parmesan cheese on my pasta. i sit there in silence and watch as the restaurant fills with cheese and suffocates everyone
me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
