my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities and being full of regret
"We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off."
� Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk (via blua)
**wears all black in 100+ degree weather**
"Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re not on the right path, get off it."
� Chris Brogan (via runningredmatt)
(Source: quotethat, via 87657)
you could give me 43 years to do homework and i wouldnt do it until the night before
(Source: jellyworld, via openyoureyes-openyourmind)
"All relationships are doomed. If you emotionally undress in front of someone, they will pour acid on your shivering skin and leave you to die."
� Howard, Fresh Meat (via themilkywhiteway)
(Source: romini, via pa-nda)
can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
a small family could live off of my thighs for like 10 weeks
Having the worst time being poor anymore… It’s sad. Plus i really want clothes and a car now that my old one is gone and the ability to drive to work every day without worrying about mother fucking gas.
i speak one language fluently and that’s kawaii
(Source: ka-woru, via babyautumn)